“No Woman Wants To Sleep With Me” – Man With The Largest Penny In The World Cries Out

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Roberto Esquivel Cabrera’s pen!s measures an astonishing 18.9inches, the largest in the world. The 54yr old from Mexico says the size of his instrument renders him unable to hold down a job so he has to rely on food banks for sustenance. He’s not eager to chop off the inches however, he turned down a size reduction because he prefers fame to s*x. Roberto gained worldwide fame in 2015 after he was filmed weighing his pen!s to prove its authenticity…

His pen!s measured half a metre to smash the record believed to have been held by American actor Jonah Falcon, whose pen!s was 9.5 inches flaccid, and 13.5 inches when erect.

Speaking to Barcroft TV, Roberto said:

“I am famous because I have the biggest pen!s in the world.
“I am happy with my pen!s, I know nobody has the size I have. I would like to be in the Guinness Book of Records but they don’t recognise this record.”

But despite his pride, members of the medical community have urged him to at least consider a penile reduction. Doctor Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said:

“We have advised him ‘Mr Roberto, the best thing for you is that the doctors give a normal shape to your pen!s so that it doesn’t hurt you, in order to have sexual relationships, in order to have children.’
“But he doesn’t accept it, he’d rather have a pen!s bigger than the rest of the people.
“In Latin culture whoever has the bigger pen!s is more macho.
“It’s something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special.”

Roberto’s quest for a large pen!s began in his teens when he stretched it using weights. Dr Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said:

“He was obsessed with the pen!s length.

“He began with this enlargement since he was a teenager, wrapping some bands around his pen!s with some weights and trying to stretch it.”

Due to the size of Roberto’s pen!s, he suffers health problems like frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his lengthy foreskin and even while asleep, his gargantuan pen!s is an issue because he is unable to sleep chest down and has to put it on its own pillow to escape discomfort during the night.
An active sex life is also off limits for Roberto as his pen!s is just too big to have intercourse. He said:

“Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.”

While living in the USA, Roberto did attempt to have sex twice, but the first woman backed out as soon as she saw his pen!s and the other one had to stop because it was too painful.
Roberto says his pen!s is a “disability” and stops him working – forcing him to rely on food banks to survive. He said:

“I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees.
“I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.”

Roberto said the government has recognised him as disabled after initially dismissing his claim. He said:

“Every four months they give me some economic assistance but it is not enough. I visit the food banks everyday to take my meals at 12 ‘o clock.”

An adult entertainment company offered to pay for a reduction, but Roberto refused and says his goal is to to meet the right woman – and possibly launch himself as a p0rn star.
He added:

“I am happy with my pen!s and I wish to go back to the USA and spend the rest of my life over there.
“I don’t feel sad because I know in the USA there is a lot of women. One of them will be the right size for me.
“I would like to be a porn star and I think I would make a lot of money over there.
“And the people are not like over here, they are more liberal: they don’t care about what I have in my p@nts.”