Here Are 5 Things Every V!Rgḭns Out There Should Know – No One Will Ever Tell You This; Especially Number 5!

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The other day we were informed about a young man who didn’t lose his v!rgi,nity until he was in his 20s and created a website on which he writes really obvious — but also valuable — relationship and s,ex advice for guys who are inexperienced with women.

I even learned something from his post about basic stuff no one ever told him about s,ex! (“If the girl gets too w et during s,ex it can reduce the friction to the point where you don’t really feel anything.” I had no idea!)

Anyway, inspired by his work, I decided to write a primer for female v!rg.ins. Because although women usually learn the basics through friends (or magazines like Cosmo), there are still aspects of s*x that we’re forced to learn the hard way. After the jump, the five things about s*x most other women are too prudish or ashamed to share.

1.) It Feels Better Without a Con,dom

You know, people really get on their high horse when it comes to using con,doms. Here’s the thing: You know those PSAs or HBO Families in Crisis movies about the importance of safe s,ex? And there’s always a guy who’s like slimy and tries to sweet-talk his girlfriend into having s,ex without a con,dom because “it feels better.”

Well, he’s right. It totally does feel better. I know, know! Con,doms are important for many reasons and you should wear them. But for me, it feels way more natural without one and I’m much less likely to get a UTI.

And if he re-ups and is able to f*ck you again, and you guys go through with foreplay again, it doesn’t taste as gross when you go down on him.
2.) Q,ueefing

We’ve been over this. But in addition to what was already discussed, I’d like to add that you probably won’t need to worry about q,ueefing the first time, because most likely, you’re so new down there that you’re pretty much airtight.

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3. Location, Location, Location

Your pu*** is prime real estate. If your body were a Monopoly board, your clit and v,adge would be Boardwalk. A lot of guys don’t know what the hell they’re doing, and sometimes they just poke their d!ck around blindly. Make sure you guide them to the front hole, ’cause If he accidentally jams it in your butt or your taint, and you’re not ready for it, you’re not gonna like the way it feels. Trust! Which brings me to number four…   

4.) L.ube, L.ube, L.ube

This is seriously the most important thing for D in the V. (Or B…but no b .utts yet, I said!) Ideally, you want to be so tu.rned on that your v,adge is naturally w.et, but that might not happen the first few times, for whatever reason (nervousness, fear, etc.)

So just make sure you have a bunch of l.ube on hand. However, if you got a lot of bottled lu.be down there, you shouldn’t attempt d0ggy style, because all that stuff will get in your pee h0le and it will give you the mother of all UTIs.

5.) Tampons Will Fit Better After

No joke. They really will. I was never able to get tampons up there before I lost my v!rgi,nity, probably because I was too tense whenever I tried. But the weekend after I did it for the first time (and the second, and third, and fourth, and so on),

I decided to try to insert a slender/regular, even though I didn’t have my period. Not nearly as much resistance and I was able to get the entire thing up there.

So there you go! Now, if you ever get around to it, you won’t be so lost when you actually try to f*ck. Just remember to be safe and wear a con,dom. (Even though, yeah, it feels better without it.)